Sophie: also i'm dying
everything is sit
Sophie: i took fucking dollar store nyquil
Jeremy: can someone just murder me so i don't have to deal with anything anymore
Sophie: omg russ and i are both wearing our band shirts
what is wrogn w/ us
Jeremy: a lot of things
Sophie: i don't know how to "go on dates"
Jeremy: try to replicate human emotions
Jeremy: my top stoned music experience is forever listening to loveless while laying in the fetal position on my floor
Sophie: i was trying to type "i should prob eat something" but instead i typed "i should prob eat someone"
Jeremy: what's the difference
Jeremy: i wish i had a personal trainer
so he'd tell me what to do
i wish lil b was my personal trainer
"love urself and the stars will get u into shape"
i wish jack donaghue was my personal trainer
"smoke this crack pipe and snort a line off a girl's butt, then do ten pushups"
i wish nyan cat was my personal trainer
"meow meow meow, nyan nyan nyan"
Jeremy: they're pouring concrete into the sidewalk outside my house
maybe i should go lay down in it
just accept fate
Jeremy: let my body be where my mind is
Sophie: drinking whiskey mixed with kombucha
Jeremy: i almost went into american apparel today, but the alt girls standing by the doorway intimidated me with their presumable niceness
Jeremy: my ideal shopping experience: in a dark room, after hours, with no one around
Sophie: goth shopping
Jeremy: wish i knew how to have fun
Sophie: i made a new tumblr
Jeremy: lol sad jams
Sophie: sad jams are my shit
Sophie: sad jams forever
Sophie: almost everything i like is a sad jam
Sophie: sigh what
Jeremy: sigh sad jams
Sophie: i seriously don't believe like 90% of the people on the internet who say they're offended by things
Jeremy: for real
Jeremy: if you can't like compartmentalize your offense and not let it bother you externally
Jeremy: then have better feelings
god i fail at adulthood so hard still haven't unpacked and sleeping with so much shit on my bed
it's cool, that's actually what adulthood is
being too busy to treat yourself nicely
Sophie: then i'm great at it
Jeremy: burn everything down
Jeremy: alright, i'm gonna read for a minute and delay my impending suicide
Jeremy: it's probably too much to send a third text saying, "claire, if you don't get back to me about the goddamn avengers tickets i'm going to murder myself"