September 2012
1 post
August 2012
2 posts
Sophie: also i'm dying
uhh
ghh
Jeremy: bluh
everything is sit
Sophie: i took fucking dollar store nyquil
Jeremy: can someone just murder me so i don't have to deal with anything anymore
Sophie: omg russ and i are both wearing our band shirts
what is wrogn w/ us
Jeremy: a lot of things
Sophie: :(
July 2012
1 post
Sophie: i don't know how to "go on dates"
Jeremy: smile
Jeremy: laugh
Jeremy: try to replicate human emotions
June 2012
2 posts
Jeremy: my top stoned music experience is forever listening to loveless while laying in the fetal position on my floor
Sophie: i was trying to type "i should prob eat something" but instead i typed "i should prob eat someone"
sigh
Jeremy: what's the difference
May 2012
12 posts
Jeremy: i wish i had a personal trainer
so he'd tell me what to do
i wish lil b was my personal trainer
"love urself and the stars will get u into shape"
i wish jack donaghue was my personal trainer
"smoke this crack pipe and snort a line off a girl's butt, then do ten pushups"
i wish nyan cat was my personal trainer
"meow meow meow, nyan nyan nyan"
Jeremy: they're pouring concrete into the sidewalk outside my house
maybe i should go lay down in it
just accept fate
Jeremy: let my body be where my mind is
Sophie: drinking whiskey mixed with kombucha
;(
1 tag
Jeremy: i almost went into american apparel today, but the alt girls standing by the doorway intimidated me with their presumable niceness
Jeremy: my ideal shopping experience: in a dark room, after hours, with no one around
Sophie: lol
Sophie: goth shopping
Jeremy: wish i knew how to have fun
Sophie: i made a new tumblr
Sophie: http://sadjams.tumblr.com/
Jeremy: lol sad jams
Sophie: sad jams are my shit
Sophie: sad jams forever
Sophie: almost everything i like is a sad jam
Jeremy: lol
Jeremy: sigh
Sophie: sigh what
Jeremy: sigh sad jams
Sophie: sigh
Sophie: sigh
Sophie: i seriously don't believe like 90% of the people on the internet who say they're offended by things
Jeremy: for real
Jeremy: if you can't like compartmentalize your offense and not let it bother you externally
Sophie: sig
Jeremy: then have better feelings
Sophie: h
Sophie: yeah
god i fail at adulthood so hard still haven't unpacked and sleeping with so much shit on my bed
: ((((((
Jeremy: hahah
it's cool, that's actually what adulthood is
being too busy to treat yourself nicely
Sophie: then i'm great at it
Jeremy: burn everything down
EVERYTHING
Sophie: lol
Jeremy: alright, i'm gonna read for a minute and delay my impending suicide
Jeremy: it's probably too much to send a third text saying, "claire, if you don't get back to me about the goddamn avengers tickets i'm going to murder myself"
